Whatever happened to…

Here are some updates – guys I wrote about who have come back out of the woodwork, or ones where I realised I never  said how it ended. James This is the guy I was friends with in 2011. We slept together a few times and I think he quite liked me, but I had…

The Mauve Slide-show

Things heated up with Mauve Man!  We chatted more by text.  Last week, I told him I had just been to salsa and he asked if I could teach him.  At first I said I wasn’t sure, as I only recently started salsa again. Then I said “I suppose there are a few things I…

James and all his penises

Recently, I met up with my friend, Ruth, for the first time in ages. Ruth is a legend – a bit unreliable but infinitely supportive and compassionate, and hilarious. We met when I was her supervisor, several years ago.  Recently, she said “being friends with you is like the bit in the Wizard of Oz,…

My sober date with the Whistle-blower

One of my favourite people in the world is my friend Ruth (not her real name). She sometimes gets words a bit mixed up. I had been texting her about the Whippersnapper, and when we next met, she said “so tell me what’s happening with the Whistle-blower!” and I thought I’m definitely going to start calling…