The promising date with major obstacles

I had a really good first date the other day, but I think there might be two logistical problems that stop anything getting off the ground. We met on OkCupid, and had been messaging each other for a few weeks before our date, because he’d been away visiting his family for Easter. I really liked…

A sex seance

A ‘wank seance’ – when masturbating, accidentally summoning up the image of a dead relative. Then, not being able to dismiss the image of them looking on, disapprovingly, at what you’re doing. A work friend introduced me to that term, and I found it funny. However, last week, I experienced something even worse. Last Saturday…

My 2nd date with the Chilean

A few days after my great date with the Scotsman, I had my second date with the Chilean Lecturer. This had been rescheduled 4 times, because he had bronchitis which kept having resurgences. It was starting to get on my tits a bit. He kept not fully cancelling, but getting me to officially deactivate the…

The Neighbourly Scotsman

After things were a bit grim for a while, I’ve been on some good dates recently! A couple of weeks ago I went on a first date with a lovely Scottish guy. I saw his profile on OkCupid. He looked handsome and sweet in his photos. He’s couple of years younger than me. His profile…

Giving up on dating

Recently I had another False Start date, and I concluded I need a break from dating. This guy was a year younger than me, and had a job involving writing. We met on OkCupid, and arranged a date for just a few days after Rockstar-Film-Guy. He suggested we meet in Soho, about 50 metres from…

20th Century Cocks

Do you ever go to the cinema, and after the trailers, you think you’re watching the first few seconds of the film, but actually, you’re just watching another logo video for one of the film production companies? And the film still hasn’t started yet. Some logos are obvious, like the 20th Century Fox thing, or…

Mentionitis and Joe-Kay Cupid

Another Joe! Everyone is called Joe at the moment! There’s my flatmate Joe, More than Average Joe and now this one. I’ll call him Joe-Kay Cupid as we met on OkCupid. He sent me a message, so I looked at his profile. He had written something about not being able to decide which Beatles album…

Great date, terrible texts

I keep not getting around to writing about what happened with More Than Average Joe. I think it’s because I’m a bit disappointed and perplexed by it. But I should conclude things, otherwise it’ll give me the Zeigarnik Effect! So, we met and kissed in a club, and exchanged numbers. I really enjoyed chatting to…