Due to a combination of heartbreak and jetlag, I woke up at 3am, the night after Whippersnapper broke up with me. I was lying on my friend’s sofabed, as she had come and rescued me, because I didn’t want to be on my own. As soon as I opened my eyes, in the dark, and…
A few days after my 9th date with Whippersnapper, I felt a bit sore in my special place. I’m quite prone to things like thrush, so I didn’t think much of it at first. Normally if I respond quickly enough, a bit of thrush cream seems to do the trick. This time, it kept getting…
My 8th date with Whippersnapper got rescheduled twice, for reasons that deserve their own post. Ages ago, on my third date with him, he told me that he used to be overweight, when he was a teenager. He said he doesn’t normally tell anyone this. I did initially mention it in my post about our…
The morning after my 5th date with Whippersnapper, we both got ready for work. It was the first time he had stayed over on a weekday. I’m never usually that happy in the morning. Just as we were about to leave the flat, I went upstairs to get my shoes. I noticed he’d left yesterday’s…
A day or two before my fifth date with Whippersnapper, we had a text conversation about his latest sexual health symptoms (which turned out to be why he postponed the date). A few weeks ago, he had feared he was having a second outbreak of herpes, but it turned out to be a skin infection. Now,…
Just after my 4th date with Whippersnapper, I went to Portugal. My retired parents had arranged a holiday to get some winter sun and defy Seasonal Affective Disorder, and I went out to join them in Portugal for 5 days. WS left my flat on Saturday afternoon after our date. We had arranged to see…
I was worried the Whippersnapper was going to cancel again, but he didn’t. Apparently he was just telling me had a sore throat in passing. During the day, at work, we texted each other confirming where to meet. I live and work in west London; he lives east but works somewhere central so it made sense to meet…
I deleted my profile on Plenty of Fish after my dramas with Daniel, because even after I blocked him, we could still see when each other were online, which made me feel weird. One of my work friends said she liked OkCupid, so I thought I’d have a look. I liked the fact you had…
Oh, I don’t fancy her. That was my very first thought when I saw the woman I was meeting for my first ever same-sex date. I went over and introduced myself and we hugged. She was at least a foot shorter than me. Normally on dates, if they suggest meeting at tube, I say ‘actually,…
I slept with Young Jaguar on the Friday. By the Tuesday, I still hadn’t heard from him. That night, my friend popped around for a chat after work. We talked about this turn of events; I said in a way, it wasn’t the end of the world, as I hadn’t thought it would last anyway.…
Dater Analysis 