I was really mad that Whippersnapper ignored my message. After months of him sending me drunk messages about his problems, and me replying with lots of love and free therapy, I decided to send a message about mine, and he ignored it. That was on Saturday night. By Monday, I realised he wasn’t going to reply…
Whippersnapper and I tentatively confessed our love for each other, but agreed we still couldn’t do anything about it, because of his body image problems. I did wonder when I went to bed that night, if I’d get a drunk 3am text from him. At 2:59am, I got this message: “See tonight is a classic…
Whippersnapper and I have kind of reconnected. Because of terrorism and politics. We hadn’t been in touch for months. To recap, we started out having amazing time dating, last year. Being with him was better than drugs and he made me consider believing in soulmatey bollocks like The One. The only problem was he stressed…
There are lots of mistakes you can make, these days, with your phone. There’s a whole new genre of ways to embarrass yourself. There are ill-advised drunk texts, calling someone by mistake, accidentally liking a photo while stalking someone… A lot of these have happened to me recently. Some I’ve done, others have been done…
My 8th date with Whippersnapper got rescheduled twice, for reasons that deserve their own post. Ages ago, on my third date with him, he told me that he used to be overweight, when he was a teenager. He said he doesn’t normally tell anyone this. I did initially mention it in my post about our…
Dater Analysis 