Giving up on dating

Recently I had another False Start date, and I concluded I need a break from dating. This guy was a year younger than me, and had a job involving writing. We met on OkCupid, and arranged a date for just a few days after Rockstar-Film-Guy. He suggested we meet in Soho, about 50 metres from…

20th Century Cocks

Do you ever go to the cinema, and after the trailers, you think you’re watching the first few seconds of the film, but actually, you’re just watching another logo video for one of the film production companies? And the film still hasn’t started yet. Some logos are obvious, like the 20th Century Fox thing, or…

No Post-wank Concluding Remarks

I am playing with fire. And you’d think I’d know better, given my past experiences with house fires. I’ve been debating whether to write about this, as I’m embarrassed. A few weeks ago I wrote about James – the guy I was friends with in 2011 and we ended up having naked fun a few…

The Swimming Pool incident

This week I’ve been feeling absolutely rubbish, especially today. I feel like a little mouse and depression is a cat that’s had me in her teeth today, after chasing me all week. (Image – Pixabay). All week, if you’d asked me what mood I was in, I would’ve said I was fine, or just a…

How THE HELL was the first date so good?

Last week I had my second date with Joe-Kay Cupid. Our first date was two weeks earlier, and I had a great time, apart from a couple of issues (mentionitis about his ex and possible miserliness). We were supposed to meet earlier that week, on a Monday night, but he cancelled due to a ‘family…

Excessive physical contact

I’ve just come home from a second date with CAPS LOCK GUY. I feel weird about it. He suggested we go to a comedy night in Angel. I met him at the venue, which was a pub. On our first date, I had a much better time than expected. From our messages, he’d seemed a…

CAPS LOCK GUY

Last week I went on another first date. I’m calling this guy CAPS LOCK GUY. Even though he wrote his messages in lower case, mainly using capitals where it was appropriate, and even though he talked at a completely appropriate volume, his whole personality felt like it should be described in CAPITAL LETTERS. I guess…