Whippersnapper’s phased return

I keep writing this post and then scrapping it and starting over. This is because I keep completely changing my mind about what I think. The last thing with Whippersnapper was that I told him I still loved him. He said he felt the same but still couldn’t be with anyone because of his body…

Whippersnapper 3

I went on a date with a third Whippersnapper. It wasn’t a raging success. I have an obscure song lyric on my dating profile and he sent me the next line of the song, which always makes a boy seem like a kindred spirit. (The song is ‘Graffiti’ by Maximo Park). We exchanged a few…

The Keratin Chastity Belt

I recently had my second date with the Bearded South African man (BSAM). We had discussed me going to his for dinner, but somehow that didn’t feel right yet. Partly from a stranger-danger point of view – he seemed lovely and normal on our first date, but something of a question mark from the early texts.…