No one cares about my nipples

As my maternity leave flies by and work gets horrifically close, I’ve been thinking about the parallels between my job and having a baby. I think being a therapist prepared me for parenthood. I thought I’d miss work but I haven’t at all. I arranged only to take 10 months off, thinking I’d be keen…

My friend is a jelly-fisher

One of my best friends came to stay this weekend. I’ve realised she’s a jelly-fisher! The ‘jelly-fisher’ concept was introduced in Bridget Jones’ Diary. In the film, they say talking to a jellyfisher is like swimming in the sea, and being stung repeatedly by enormous jellyfish. But actually, in the book, that’s not quite what ‘jelly-fisher’…