Erectioneering

This week, in the UK, we’ve had a general election. I won’t go into the ins and outs of politics too much here, because the focus of this blog is dating, sexual health and mental health, rather than current affairs (although I do think politics is relevant to absolutely anything, including sex and mental health;…

His bandwidth is too narrow

I slept with Young Jaguar on the Friday. By the Tuesday, I still hadn’t heard from him. That night, my friend popped around for a chat after work. We talked about this turn of events; I said in a way, it wasn’t the end of the world, as I hadn’t thought it would last anyway.…

The Bum-Clap

A week or so after the Heavy Petting with the Young Jaguar, I went round to see him again. I think we both knew what was going to happen. The idea of going out for dinner at a Thai restaurant had long since fallen by the wayside – I was just going to ‘hang out’…

Heavy Petting

The night after my date with the young Jaguar guy, I went out clubbing with my friend. One thing I’m enjoying about being single again, is having the freedom to go clubbing again (although it took a while to find friends my age who want to come with me). The night was fun. It was still…

The Haemoglobin Chastity Belt

I recently went on a date with a handsome young man. We met on the dating app ‘Happn’. I have mixed feelings about Happn, because you get very little information about the person; you just get photos, and if they can be bothered, a sentence or two they’ve written about themselves. Most importantly, it uses your phone’s…