I couldn’t give a fuck.

So, you might know from my spoiler on Sunday morning, that my 3rd date with Great Scot went well. Really well. It went well enough that my inner thighs still ache a bit today. It was actually a surprise because I had a total mental breakdown on Saturday in the day, so wasn’t on form…

I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT

Just a quick post to say my 8 month drought is over! I had sex last night! With the Great Scot. And this morning. I assumed we wouldn’t as my period was in full flow but he was very at one with my secretions. My god, that man knows his way around a vagina. I…

Polishing the gnome and the Great Scot

A week after our first date, the Scotsman and I had our second date. This was pleasingly straightforward to arrange – I haven’t had a second date that hasn’t been rescheduled… ever? At least since I got together with Matthew in 2013. These are the guys I’ve had second dates (with in reverse chronological order):…

The Neighbourly Scotsman

After things were a bit grim for a while, I’ve been on some good dates recently! A couple of weeks ago I went on a first date with a lovely Scottish guy. I saw his profile on OkCupid. He looked handsome and sweet in his photos. He’s couple of years younger than me. His profile…