20th Century Cocks

Do you ever go to the cinema, and after the trailers, you think you’re watching the first few seconds of the film, but actually, you’re just watching another logo video for one of the film production companies? And the film still hasn’t started yet. Some logos are obvious, like the 20th Century Fox thing, or…

How THE HELL was the first date so good?

Last week I had my second date with Joe-Kay Cupid. Our first date was two weeks earlier, and I had a great time, apart from a couple of issues (mentionitis about his ex and possible miserliness). We were supposed to meet earlier that week, on a Monday night, but he cancelled due to a ‘family…

Excessive physical contact

I’ve just come home from a second date with CAPS LOCK GUY. I feel weird about it. He suggested we go to a comedy night in Angel. I met him at the venue, which was a pub. On our first date, I had a much better time than expected. From our messages, he’d seemed a…

CAPS LOCK GUY

Last week I went on another first date. I’m calling this guy CAPS LOCK GUY. Even though he wrote his messages in lower case, mainly using capitals where it was appropriate, and even though he talked at a completely appropriate volume, his whole personality felt like it should be described in CAPITAL LETTERS. I guess…