Last weekend I had my second date with the Musical Vegan. We had a good first date, but I had concerns about the fact he was moving away from London soon he was a vegan, and I’m a coeliac, so there’s very little we can both eat. I had suggested he come round to mine to…
I had a really good first date the other day, but I think there might be two logistical problems that stop anything getting off the ground. We met on OkCupid, and had been messaging each other for a few weeks before our date, because he’d been away visiting his family for Easter. I really liked…
Easter weekend was not a good weekend for sex. I had a second date which was scuppered by my period coming early, and Abrasive Uber sent me a text that kind of ended things. The date was with a guy who I haven’t mentioned yet. We went on our first date the week before. I…
A ‘wank seance’ – when masturbating, accidentally summoning up the image of a dead relative. Then, not being able to dismiss the image of them looking on, disapprovingly, at what you’re doing. A work friend introduced me to that term, and I found it funny. However, last week, I experienced something even worse. Last Saturday…
I had a really good Saturday night out, the other day. I was supposed to have a date I was lukewarm about, but then, that afternoon, one of the friends I go clubbing with texted me. She really wanted to go out as things had just ended with a guy. I was more keen to…
Last night I had my first date with Salsa Cop. I’m not sure what to think. Yesterday I felt more excited about a date than I have in a long time. I had a stressful day. All weekend I felt ill with a cold. On Sunday, I stayed over at a friend’s house. Then, yesterday…
I’m so fucking pissed off! I’ve been ghosted by Mauve Man! (Image – Flickr). In our last conversation, last week, he said he was so glad I got back in touch, and we chatted loads. He still seemed really keen. I was telling him about my holiday in Portugal and he said “keep sending photos,…
Do you ever go to the cinema, and after the trailers, you think you’re watching the first few seconds of the film, but actually, you’re just watching another logo video for one of the film production companies? And the film still hasn’t started yet. Some logos are obvious, like the 20th Century Fox thing, or…
Last week I had my second date with Joe-Kay Cupid. Our first date was two weeks earlier, and I had a great time, apart from a couple of issues (mentionitis about his ex and possible miserliness). We were supposed to meet earlier that week, on a Monday night, but he cancelled due to a ‘family…
I’ve just come home from a second date with CAPS LOCK GUY. I feel weird about it. He suggested we go to a comedy night in Angel. I met him at the venue, which was a pub. On our first date, I had a much better time than expected. From our messages, he’d seemed a…
Dater Analysis 