I thought you’d have more of an hourglass

The worst thing about Amersham Sex Weekend, was not knowing where to go, once I left his flat. About twenty minutes earlier, Daniel had been inside me. Normally, twenty minutes after someone has been inside me, I’m used to spooning and sleepily saying how much I enjoyed the sex, or having a cystitis-avoidance wee, while beaming contentedly…

Amersham Sex Weekend

I’m not sure how this happened, but somehow, after deciding pretty conclusively that I didn’t want to see him again, a week later, I arranged a weekend of sex with Daniel (not his real name). After bad text sex week, we planned to speak on the phone for five or ten minutes, to sort out whether to…

Orchids and marble

A few weeks ago I went on my first date since coming out of a long-term relationship. This was with the guy whose texts led me to invent The Formula. A few days before our date, he told me he had Aspergers’ Syndrome. Since becoming single again, I had been thinking about the fact that everyone…