After my 3rd date with the Bearded South African Man, I felt unsure. He was supposed to be cooking me dinner on Friday, but I was starting to have mixed feelings. On one hand, we had a lot of fun together, but lots of things on our 3rd date didn’t feel right. Then, he didn’t…
The morning after our 2nd date, the Bearded South African Man (BSAM) texted me, just a few minutes after leaving my flat. I find this screenshot hilarious – I think it perfectly captures a date that has gone well. Over the next week, we were in touch quite a lot by text. He texted me…
I recently had my second date with the Bearded South African man (BSAM). We had discussed me going to his for dinner, but somehow that didn’t feel right yet. Partly from a stranger-danger point of view – he seemed lovely and normal on our first date, but something of a question mark from the early texts.…
“No. No boob today.” My cousin said to her one-year-old. We had just finished lunch and her baby was snuffling around her top, for some breast-feeding action. “I’m pretty sure I’ll be having that exact conversation, this time tomorrow.” I said. I had just been telling my cousin and Aunt about my date with the…
I decided to be celibate for a while, to get my head together and get over a breakup. Then, about 2 days after me making this announcement to my friends and family, I unexpectedly got a message from a guy. It was a guy I met in a club, a few weeks earlier. He was the…
There are lots of mistakes you can make, these days, with your phone. There’s a whole new genre of ways to embarrass yourself. There are ill-advised drunk texts, calling someone by mistake, accidentally liking a photo while stalking someone… A lot of these have happened to me recently. Some I’ve done, others have been done…
