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Andrew, the World-weary Police detective

Charlotte Brontë died of what I’ve got!

Week 1 of hyperemesis:The morning after our wedding, I woke up early, with bad nausea. I had felt sick for a couple of weeks, even before I was 4 weeks pregnant, but this was worse. I ran to the bathroom and vomited. I was pleased. The first miscarriage, I was 31 days pregnant. The second…

December 14, 2021 in Andrew, the World-weary Police detective, Babies, health, marriage.

Part 2: My Wedding Day wasn’t the Best Day of my Life

(Part 1 here) I set my alarm for 6am, the morning of my wedding. I got up and shaved my legs in the shower. I cut my ankle and it bled quite a lot. I went down for breakfast. Tess was there with her boyfriend. I had less than half of my cereal before abandoning…

November 11, 2021 in Andrew, the World-weary Police detective, Love and relationships, marriage.

Don’t Enjoy Every Minute

I was mentally prepared to find it a nightmare having a newborn. Having worked with lots of patients with post-natal depression, and being one of the last of my friends and family to have babies, I had earnestly stored away every single difficult detail I heard. I imagined my baby would be a composite of…

October 27, 2021 in Andrew, the World-weary Police detective, Anecdotes about my vagina, Babies, Love and relationships.

Part 1: Congratulations! And I couldn’t see Andrew’s penis at all

Andrew and I got married in December 2020. He had always been on the fence (at best) about getting married. His main beef was having a day with lots of people, where he is the centre of attention (although I assured him I would be). When COVID came along and only small weddings were allowed,…

October 22, 2021 in Andrew, the World-weary Police detective, Love and relationships, marriage.

Twelve bottles of Lucozade and a giant bloody jellyfish

I thought I’d start by writing about the birth. I was 39 weeks pregnant, two days before my due date. I had been on maternity leave for a week. I’d spent the week batch cooking dinners to freeze, arranging baby clothes in drawers and overanalysing every bodily sensation. (I also went to the Skygarden in…

September 5, 2021 in Andrew, the World-weary Police detective, Anecdotes about my vagina, Babies.

The Poppy Seed that did hold on

Almost a year to the day since my first miscarriage, I’ve just had a baby! Also, Andrew and I had a tiny COVID-compliant wedding, at the end of 2020. I’ve decided to start writing regularly again. I’m planning to write and to catch you up on what has happened between now and my last posts,…

August 21, 2021 in Andrew, the World-weary Police detective, Anecdotes about my vagina, Babies, Love and relationships.

Part 2: The Blueberry that couldn’t hold on

It was 3:40am on a Thursday morning. I was 6 weeks pregnant, and I had started bleeding. I went and got some underwear and put a pad in, and tried to decide what to do. I went into the living room and sat down for a moment, and then went back into the bedroom, and…

November 4, 2020 in Andrew, the World-weary Police detective, Anecdotes about my vagina, health, Love and relationships.

Part 1: Pregnancy tests and proposals

Two quite major things have happened since my last post: I got pregnant again Andrew and I decided to get married. My last post described how I got pregnant in August, and the day after my positive pregnancy test, I had a miscarriage. When I spoke to the doctor who had confirmed I’d had a…

November 3, 2020 in Andrew, the World-weary Police detective, Anecdotes about my vagina, health, Love and relationships.

The poppy seed that couldn’t hold on

At Christmas, Andrew and I decided to have a baby. We’d been thinking about it for a while, but I had been slightly more ready than him. Then, I’m not sure why, at Christmas something clicked for him. We were apart on Christmas Day, but I went to see him at his parents’ house, in…

August 15, 2020 in Andrew, the World-weary Police detective, Anecdotes about my vagina, health, Love and relationships.

Living with Andrew

I’m still not properly living with Andrew yet. The plan was that when I started my new job, which is near Andrew’s place, I’d move in with him. I was planning to start out just taking a week’s worth of clothes on Sunday nights, and go back to mine at weekends. Then, around March time,…

January 26, 2020 in Andrew, the World-weary Police detective, Love and relationships.

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