A ‘wank seance’ – when masturbating, accidentally summoning up the image of a dead relative. Then, not being able to dismiss the image of them looking on, disapprovingly, at what you’re doing. A work friend introduced me to that term, and I found it funny. However, last week, I experienced something even worse. Last Saturday…
A few weeks ago, I was on fire, dating-wise. I had 4 dates in 4 days. At one point, I was putting my makeup on for the next date, while the guy from the previous night was still in my bed. I felt like the queen of everything. I couldn’t stop strutting when I walked.…
I had such a great time when I met the Great Scot for a drink, just as friends. The night had everything tons of sexual chemistry so much fun, laughter and joking sharing music, TV and film recommendations, feeling like we had loads in common intimate, deep, personal chat about difficult experiences we’d each had…
Have you ever been looking for love, and realised all that time, you’d totally taken for granted the greatest person in the world, who was standing right in front of you? A few weeks ago, I spent a day crying in bed, because several different things got on top of me at once. I realised…
Two days after I met the Abrasive Uber passenger, I had my first drink with the Great Scot as just friends, instead of lovers. A few hours before we were due to meet, he sent me this text: Oh for fuck’s sake! Initially, I skim-read the message and thought he was cancelling, but then read…
I had a really good Saturday night out, the other day. I was supposed to have a date I was lukewarm about, but then, that afternoon, one of the friends I go clubbing with texted me. She really wanted to go out as things had just ended with a guy. I was more keen to…
Dater Analysis 