The legacy of exes

Have you ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend, and felt like their ex cast a shadow over your relationship? It can feel like you’re living with a ghost. Even if they don’t want to get back together, the ex can still feel like an unbeatable rival. I’ve got two stories about this. The first was…

Is this the foreplay or the cuddling?

So, it was my 5th date with the Great Scot. After a shaky start, because of some dramas he had experienced that day, we had an absolutely brilliant night. I was thinking things like why am I dating anyone else? This guy is all I’m looking for why was I ever so hung up on…

Slide the fish into the shuddering water

I’m not sure how to feel about my 5th date with the Great Scot. It felt like a date of two halves. I had so much to say, I’ve put it into two posts, to give your eyeballs a break. He invited me round for dinner at his on Saturday night. On Saturday morning, he…

The joy of no sex

I had my 4th date with the Great Scot on Thursday. The morning after our 3rd date was lovely. We woke up in the small hours and things got heated again, but we couldn’t decide which primal urge was stronger – sleep or sex. I chose sleep. We dozed restlessly for a while. He was…

I couldn’t give a fuck.

So, you might know from my spoiler on Sunday morning, that my 3rd date with Great Scot went well. Really well. It went well enough that my inner thighs still ache a bit today. It was actually a surprise because I had a total mental breakdown on Saturday in the day, so wasn’t on form…

I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT

Just a quick post to say my 8 month drought is over! I had sex last night! With the Great Scot. And this morning. I assumed we wouldn’t as my period was in full flow but he was very at one with my secretions. My god, that man knows his way around a vagina. I…

Polishing the gnome and the Great Scot

A week after our first date, the Scotsman and I had our second date. This was pleasingly straightforward to arrange – I haven’t had a second date that hasn’t been rescheduled… ever? At least since I got together with Matthew in 2013. These are the guys I’ve had second dates (with in reverse chronological order):…