Open Relationship guy

While I was on OkCupid, there were only really two guys who seemed like serious contenders: the Whippersnapper, and Open Relationship Guy. On my profile, because the questions you had to fill in were so good, ironically, I did a half-arsed job of answering them; I planned to have a good think and then come back, and never…

My date with a woman

Oh, I don’t fancy her.  That was my very first thought when I saw the woman I was meeting for my first ever same-sex date. I went over and introduced myself and we hugged. She was at least a foot shorter than me. Normally on dates, if they suggest meeting at tube, I say ‘actually,…

Living with my ex

I thought I’d say more about how I ended up still living with my ex-boyfriend, and what it’s been like. It started as a temporary solution, due to extortionate London rent prices. We both have plans for moving out, but neither plan can be put into action yet. I’m buying a flat, which inexplicably takes longer…