Excessive physical contact

I’ve just come home from a second date with CAPS LOCK GUY. I feel weird about it. He suggested we go to a comedy night in Angel. I met him at the venue, which was a pub. On our first date, I had a much better time than expected. From our messages, he’d seemed a…

CAPS LOCK GUY

Last week I went on another first date. I’m calling this guy CAPS LOCK GUY. Even though he wrote his messages in lower case, mainly using capitals where it was appropriate, and even though he talked at a completely appropriate volume, his whole personality felt like it should be described in CAPITAL LETTERS. I guess…

Mentionitis and Joe-Kay Cupid

Another Joe! Everyone is called Joe at the moment! There’s my flatmate Joe, More than Average Joe and now this one. I’ll call him Joe-Kay Cupid as we met on OkCupid. He sent me a message, so I looked at his profile. He had written something about not being able to decide which Beatles album…

Great date, terrible texts

I keep not getting around to writing about what happened with More Than Average Joe. I think it’s because I’m a bit disappointed and perplexed by it. But I should conclude things, otherwise it’ll give me the Zeigarnik Effect! So, we met and kissed in a club, and exchanged numbers. I really enjoyed chatting to…

Why are we whispering?

On Saturday night I went clubbing, with a group of girls. Unfortunately, the club was not busy. The dance floor was pretty empty. The music was great, but it was pretty niche. After saying goodbye to my friends, I was faffing about with the Uber app outside the club, when I thought I want to…