A sex seance

A ‘wank seance’ – when masturbating, accidentally summoning up the image of a dead relative. Then, not being able to dismiss the image of them looking on, disapprovingly, at what you’re doing. A work friend introduced me to that term, and I found it funny. However, last week, I experienced something even worse. Last Saturday…

The greatest love of my life

Have you ever been looking for love, and realised all that time, you’d totally taken for granted the greatest person in the world, who was standing right in front of you? A few weeks ago, I spent a day crying in bed, because several different things got on top of me at once. I realised…

Flutterings in my Goodge Street

Two days after I met the Abrasive Uber passenger, I had my first drink with the Great Scot as just friends, instead of lovers. A few hours before we were due to meet, he sent me this text: Oh for fuck’s sake! Initially, I skim-read the message and thought he was cancelling, but then read…